And here it is, the obligatory first post! I suppose you wonder why I started a blog this late into the monstrous ongoing gestalt that is blogging. What could I possibly say of any value that hasn't been repeated ad infinitum across the blogosphere? Well, probably nothing.
What is this blog going to be used for, you ask? Deep, philosophical ruminations upon the untapped meanings behind various pop culture phenomena? Yes! Oh yes! And so much more! My tired brain has run out of storage space and I need a place to keep my stuff; stuff I can not bear to let fall unremarked, yet not the garden variety of idle thoughts that I leave in my wake like the pellets of a defecating giraffe. That is all!